reason to not become an adult
- you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off
my mom has invited me over for dinner
my mom needs help with furniture
my mom just got a new phone and needs my help
my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out
some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot
If you say “pumpkin spice” 3 times in a mirror a white boy will appear and start mocking white girls who have the audacity to enjoy something.
WHEN SOMEONE DRAWS YOU A THING
We judge other humans depending on the way their bones are shaped and how their skin stretches across it
phil wearing glasses
phil saying “com’on baby” in a deep voice
DAN GOT ALL HOT AND BOTHERED BC OF THESE THINGS
"mom do we have any extra picture frames???"
"i have an very important picture to frame”